Dave/John/Davesprite
gift for oursillywords
With this pairing, the more Daves the merrier :D
I almost forgot this existed!!! Yes, more of this :’)
john egbert, 19 years old, washington.
player of pranks, enthusiast of paranormal lore and lover of fine cinema.
sometimes i have lucid dreams where i'm still in skaia, and i meet people from other timelines, or other universes.
come say hello!
(roleplay blog for john egbert from homestuck)
Dave/John/Davesprite
gift for oursillywords
With this pairing, the more Daves the merrier :D
I almost forgot this existed!!! Yes, more of this :’)
see you all there!
MOAR PROPER POST awyiss
this is basically canon okay
huh… i… i’m just going to leave for a little while… don’t mind me.
Kanaya guided Terezi to her seat and sat down beside the blind girl. Rose followed the two and sat down next to Kanaya, leaving John and Terezi sitting together. > R34LLY? TH4T’S F41RLY 1MPR3SS1V3. 1’V3 N3V3R B33N TH4T GOOD OF 4 COOK OR 4NYTH1NG OF TH3 SORT.
John nodded and started moving the plates with food around, so that everyone could get their share. For Terezi, he chose the ones he thought were best. He had to do his best to impress his friend, after all! He took a good bite of his bread and cheese and giggled.
> i’m not that good myself. it’s just something a servant has to know, i guess.
Dave nudged him with a foot beneath the table and snickered.
> you dont need to be shy about it egbert just let lady terezi test your prowess for herself

Terezi snickered.> 4T L34ST 1 H4V3 TH3 N3RV3 TO T4LK L1K3 TH4T B4CK. 4ND 4CTU4LLY, 1T’S FUTUR3 QU33N TOO,
She called over her shoulder. Kanaya chuckled softly and put her hand on the royal’s shoulder to steer her in the right direction. Rose laughed quietly and stood next to Kanaya.
After a while, John guided them all to the dining hall, which was considerable in size, even if he was sure it couldn’t compare to the one in the castle. A few other servants were already setting food down the long table, having heard the racket coming from the study, and a good assortment of breads, cheeses and wines was waiting for them.
Dave sat on the right of the table, since Dirk usually took the head, and beckoned the rest of the group to sit down too, including John, who sat gingerly by his side.
> we made all of this food in here, terezi! i think i even helped press some of this wine myself.
John souded awfully proud of this.
Terezi frowned slightly.> 4R3 YOU C4LL1NG M3 4 SH1TTY S1TU4T1ON, D4V3? B3C4US3 1F YOU 4R3, TH4T WOULD B3 MOST… UNPL34S4NT FOR YOU. 1, L1K3 MOST P3OPL3, DO NOT 3NJOY B31NG C4LL3D 4 SH1TTY S1TU4T1ON.
Kanaya sighed, shaking her head slightly.
> shit thats not what i meant
Dave sighed once more, running his fingers through his hair.
> nobody is insulting you in any way whatsoever and im sorry if i made it sound like so. egbert is just known to get himself in complicated things and i need to get him out of them. this is obviously not the case
And then John cut him off with one of his own sighs, and began ushering everyone out.
> enough, all of you! peace and food, that’s all we need right now!
And before dragging himself out of the study, Dave turned to him and just glared.
> you have a lot of nerve egbert talking like that to your knight and your future princess
But this comment didn’t seem to bother him at all.

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